This is Newt Gingrich’s new, what, campaign logo?
Newt, you jerkoff. There’s only one place you’ll find $2.50 gasoline. And that’s on your fucking Moonbase.
U.S. Constitution, Article II, Section 3:
“And the president shall from time to time set prices on gasoline, even though at the time of writing this we have no fucking idea what gasoline even is, or what it’s to be used for. Anyway, if gasoline prices get too high, it’s the president’s fault.”
Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let’s talk about gay people and abortion!
Rick Perry - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite
Michele Bachmann - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite
Newt Gingrich - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite
Mitt Romney - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite
We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s Finest News Source and doesn’t bother himself with The New York Times, Washington Post, the mediums of television and radio, or any other lesser journalism outlets.
(Source: shortformblog)
This is a sign of what happens when you have government getting in bed with big business like the bailout of the auto companies. The leadership of the auto companies feel they need to do something to repay their political patrons.
Karl Rove, talking about the Super Bowl commercial for Chrysler starring Clint Eastwood (re)
Why is it that these Republicans are so down on the auto industry bailout and yet never mention TARP? The TARP funds dwarf the funds loaned to the auto industry, and were pushed through under a Republican administration. So does this mean that it’s okay for the government to get in bed with big business, as long as it’s the banking industry? Or did you mean something else, Karl?
This is as good a case of hypocrisy as I’ve seen in a while.
Newt Gingrich can’t change his past, but that won’t stop him from trying to hide it. The former speaker’s communications director, Joe DeSantis, has made more than 60 changes to Newt’s Wikipedia page, including deleting any mentions of his three marriages and his House ethics charges.
A Wikipedia editor even had to comment that “pointing out factual error is one thing, but your input should not go beyond that.” Another editor said “the fact that Callista is Speaker Gingrich’s third wife is well-known and indisputable. Please do not remove it from her biography.” DeSantis, however, continues to defend his changes.
(Source: thedailybeast.com)
