This is Newt Gingrich’s new, what, campaign logo?
Newt, you jerkoff. There’s only one place you’ll find $2.50 gasoline. And that’s on your fucking Moonbase.
U.S. Constitution, Article II, Section 3:
“And the president shall from time to time set prices on gasoline, even though at the time of writing this we have no fucking idea what gasoline even is, or what it’s to be used for. Anyway, if gasoline prices get too high, it’s the president’s fault.”