Biden unveils new health initiative to make U.S. women hotter.

Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let’s talk about gay people and abortion!

Source: Bill Maher

Rick Perry - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite

Michele Bachmann - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite

Herman Cain - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite

Newt Gingrich - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite

Mitt Romney - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite

Ron Paul - a Bad Lip Reading soundbite

We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s Finest News Source and doesn’t bother himself with The New York Times, Washington Post, the mediums of television and radio, or any other lesser journalism outlets.

Source: The Onion editor Joe Randazzo • In response to the Republican Congressman who mistook an Onion article for the real thing. source (via • follow)

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